• person with a big dick: I wanna touch ur heart......from the inside

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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I loved you first.

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boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

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